Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two

On the sofa this week...

Watch out for the sparklers "there's a lot of hairspray and cheap man made fibres in here" - Zoe

Breaking news - James danced with an injury and is now laid up; Ian Waite to the rescue!

Backstage Saturday: "They're going to vajazel my forehead - don't quite know what that means but all the girls are talking about it!" - Fern.

Posticulation? *note to self* Looks it up and no, doesn't exist Craig!

Zoe to Craig: "I just like making you do the dances ... we should get you a podium."

Artem was supposed to be wearing a top last week but it didn't suit him. No-one's owning up to the decision to lose it.

Darcey on the sofa. "Ok, everybody, 5th position. Port de bra ... that's port de bra not padded bra" - Zoe

Brendan: "I want Victoria to copy me ... sometimes, I will look like a girl."

"I'm always hungry when you're around!" Zoe to Pasta/Pasha.

Robisa dancing to This Will Be ... stunning, can't wait!

The dances:

Foxtrot: Kicky; Robisa
Salsa: Arfer; Michalie
VW: Kisha;
Quickstep: Brendleton
Waltz: Flouvia
Tango: Vani
Paso Doble: Jamise
Charleston: Richin

Snippets: Strictly Russell the Wizard; Brucie at the NTA's;

Flamboyant Strictly Come Dancing star, Russell Grant will be replacing Michael Crawford in The Wizard of Oz, after his run in the reality dance show brought him back to the attention of West End agents.

The Andrew Lloyd Webber production, choreographed by Arlene Phillips, will see Russell will take over the role of Professor Marvel/The Wizard from Phantom of the Opera star Michael.

Sophie Evans is now playing the lead role of Dorothy. She was runner up to winner Danielle Hope, in the search for Dorothy show, Over the Rainbow, who began the show's run at the London Palladium.

The National Television Awards is on ITV tonight at 7.30pm, with The Sun reporting that Sir Brucie is flying in specially from Puerto Rico to perform 'Let There Be Love' - with Ant and Dec!