On the sofa this week ...
Behind the scenes, Victoria on her Halloween dress: "Sampling ideas for my wedding next year - you don't know till you've tried it!"
Craig on Michalie's quickstep: "Just a joy ... in seventh heaven."
Consensus was, Vincent looked like Boris Johnson with that wig on.
Dani: "I feel so dizzy."
Vincent: "That's because you're dancing with me!"
How excitable in Julien Macdonald? Get him on the show next series! I love people who're so enthusiastic about their subject; I'm immediately more interested.
Lisa, on O'dur Robine: "My scents will just smell of chips and gravy!"
Both Artem and Louis want more flesh on show - theirs! I think they should get what they want *coughs*
Russell Grant, Statsman. Zoe asks: "Is it hard to see Flavia in the arms of another man?"
Michalie top with training hours so far on 197 1/2; Jamise demand a recount and they find today's wasn't included. "I've had Russell flogged" - Zoe.
Brendan on Samba: "Toughest to learn; toughest to teach." But to learn it "Embrace the Womble!"
Tulip the meerkat chooses Jamise to top the leaderboard.
Vernon Kay on Tess, Saturday night live: "I'm happy the moment she gets to the bottom of the stairs."
Sarah Millican: "I don't watch the results show so as far as I'm concerned they're all still dancing."
Zoe says she's a big fan of Colin; Sarah agrees. Zoe tells her his voice makes the sofa vibrate. Cue lots of saucy laughter. Sarah also likes how Louis always gets the "broken shirt!" and asks: "Do you always have to have a relationship with the male dancer?" "Yes, do you want to do the show now?" asks Zoe. "Yes" is the reply and Brendan volunteers himself!
Michael received a glittery cricket bat for his birthday this week.
Salsa: Kisha (Beyonce)
Samba: Brendleton (It's Not Unusual); Flouvia (Ricky Martin)
Tango: Robisa (Let's Get Together - Roxy Music)
Foxtrot: Richin (Hey, Big Spender); Michalie (Sweetest Feeling); Colina (Aretha)
Viennese Waltz: Jamise (At Last)
Jive: Vani (Olly Murs - Dance With Me Tonight)
Rumba: Kicky (Don't Wanna Miss a Thing)
Paso Doble: Arfer (proper matador music!)
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