Saturday, 8 October 2011

Strictly Come Dancing: It Takes Two - Sneak Previews

Straight in with Rorin on the sofa but why are we seeing their waltz training? Rory (making an impression) says the salsa is a different animal and he's making Erin (shalsha shizzler) knobbly-kneed (her words) with his Sean Connery impression and cracked us all up with his Julian Clary "he tweeted to say it lacks light and shade" - spot on! They're dancing to Matt and Flavia's song, Vehicle - makes you wonder if they are running out, Foxy! He thinks he needs hip replacement - his replaced with Artem's. Erin's had two inches removed from his waistline! He reckons she should be available on the NHS: patience, good sense of humour, clean driving licence, cleaning, baby sittings ...

Dishing on the dirty dancer - his dream partner is Victoria Beckham - he's the nicest, sweetest pro - wears great vests - biggest guns - it's obviously Robin *fast forwards* yes, it is!

Robbiola on the sofa and Robbie (Blonde Beauty) was embarrassed by Craig's comments last weeks. Ola (Ola- la) says criticism doesn't get easier, you just get on with it. And she's never had a partner with better hair and teeth than her! They're dancing to Ain't That A Kick in the Head.

Alesha should have been on the show but she's unwell so there's a birthday montage from the pro dancers and a pop-up-from-a-box: Russell has done her a full chart!

Maudlin videos of why they don't want to go home and then it's down to Pashee on the studio floor, shaking a lot, much harder than she thought. Trying to teach Pasha some Manchester lingo, like 'daft'! Or 'darft' as Zoe says. It's Sleeping Beauty Strictly Style and her yawning's making me yawn! But their song choice is fab-u-lous: Higher - and the armography looks amazing!

End credits - Jaws theme. Feather Boa Contstrictor. Lots of mugging to camera! But I'm not happy there's no Friday Panel!

In other news: Darren Gough's 10-point plan on how to win the Strictly Glitter Ball; Nigel Lythgoe and Debbie Allen to co-host US art network Ovation's the Battle of the Nutcrackers!

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