Pippa Middleton-for-Strictly rumours are in full flow - a five figure sum offered. I can't see it, can you? Anita Dobson though, is more than possible, and, twice as likely, So You Think You Can Dance winner Matt Flint, teaming up with Sir Brucie - that's a duet I'd love to see.
Len Goodman knocked Anton Du Beke into 2nd spot in a charity golf match hosted by John Inverdale.
Lucky Claire was guided around the dance floor by Vincent Simone and tells us all about it ... in five pages!